Eco House: A Sustainable Living Dollhouse

Photo of the Eco House dollhouse.
Eco House by Wonderworld Toys is a dollhouse of the future. Or maybe present day? It’s an ideal home anyway, one moving us closer to sustainable living.

The house comes equipped with solar roof panels, a wind turbine, recycling bins, a bicycle (there is no car), a rain barrel (aka rainwater tank or water butt) and garden greenery.

Warning: If you live in Colorado, be advised that rain barrels are illegal because the government owns all water that falls from the sky within its borders. Only let your most trusted confidants see this dollhouse, lest your child get charged with sedition.

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Fame of Shame Game #10: Morning Chicness Bags

The prize: Up for grabs this time is one copy of the Rookie Mom’s Handbook. Inside you’ll find 250 activities for new moms. Thank you to the kind person who recently gifted the book to my family, but I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I kind of, sort of, already received a review copy, and, umm, reviewed it. Good book.

Your challenge: Tell us why the inventor of the following product is destined for fame, or shame.

The product:

Photo of six Morning Chicness Bags in various colors and designs on the outside.

Morning Chicness Bags are compact, disposable, affordable, and yet stylish vomit bags. Now you can carry a chic morning sickness bag everywhere you go. You no longer have to use airsickness bags from the airplane, plastic shopping bags or garbage bags. You can stop searching for the nearest toilet bowl everywhere you go, and no more sticking your head in a disgusting, smelly garbage can!”

Oh how I wish I crafted those words, but it’s a direct quote from the product’s website.

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Penguin Rescuer: Global Warming Game for Toddlers

It had to happen, I suppose.

Photo of the Penguin Rescuer board game.

The ice caps are melting and your 3-year-old has been enlisted to rescue penguins trapped on an iceberg adrift far from land.

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How to explain New Year’s Eve to a toddler

Simple: It’s the night before the world’s birthday.

Photo of a square chocolate cake that reads Happy Birthday World 2009 around its corners. The rest of the cake is littered with mini M&Ms, spi

Making the world a birthday cake is one of our new annual traditions.

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Cheesy Thoughts at a Family Restaurant

The scene: a pizza parlor’s weekly all-you-can-eat pizza-and-salad buffet.

1. Should I tell the cashier my 4-year-old is 3-years-old in order to get her meal free?

2. When my daughter asks for a quarter for me to play the car racing arcade game with her, should I ask her, “Did you bring a quarter from your horsey bank?”  And then… “Ahh, shucks. Remember to bring one next time.”

3. Should I walk around to all of the tables cutting the helium balloons free so that I can hand my daughter a huge bouquet?

4. When we’re finished eating, should I ask the cashier for a to-go box and head over to the buffet to fill ‘er up?

One of those ideas my wife thought up. One comes to my mind on every visit. One I observed a father actually doing. One I did myself.

Vote: Cutest Baby Laugh Video Contest

You be the judge of cute, but funny these are not. Parents.com held a Cutest Baby Laugh Video Contest which elicited 18 finalists. One of the babies doesn’t even laugh. Seriously, in one video you can barely tell there is a baby present. Turn the sound off and it looks like an older child is trying to barf on a doll.

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

I hope everyone has enjoyed a joyous month of holiday activities with their families. Where I live, there were community events (traditions) every weekend all month… lighted truck and tractor parades, Christmas tree lightings, Santa’s arrival on the town square by fire truck and a university band, a Nutcracker performance, our own cookie decorating party, and so forth.

Now with a 4-year-old, this is our first “real” Christmas where my daughter fully comprehends Santa Claus. He’s still alive, by the way. My wife’s vicious attack last year left Santa only mostly dead. He got better as memory faded.

So, for this day (or whenever you find yourself back at the computer), I have two things.

One, a question: How did your holiday (whichever one you celebrate) turn out?

Two, please check out this short film. It’s not about Christmas, but is full of warmth and humor (you know: cheer, gaiety, joy) like any good holiday should be. It’s called Validation.

Merry Christmas Eve

Remember people, you’re making memories…

So be sure you make good ones…

Want more? Watch the family concert.

Gallery: Animal and Insect Photo Contest Winners

Whew! Week Three of our photo contest is complete and we have two winners of Scholastic’s Treasury of 20 Storybook Classics 4-DVD set.

Our animals and insects theme is inspired by Diary of a Spider, The Mouse and the Motorcycle, Bear Snores On and a host of others stories in this DVD pack.

Winner #1: Meadow from Salt Lake City, Utah. Meadow assures me the mantis “jumped and [Dad] clicked at just the right moment.”

Photo of a child screaming with her eye closed as a giant mantis crawls across her face, over her closed eye, as the photographer's finger is visible pointing at the bug.

  • Option A: Brush the bug away.
  • Option B: Take the photo, then brush the bug away, and laugh about it later.

See, it doesn’t really matter. The kid will have a lifetime bug phobia no matter what you do. Might as have a little humor in your life.

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Wooden Play Food: Chop Chop Chicken

Photo of a 5-piece wooden skinned chicken on a serving dish next to a serving knife. Also shown is a child slicing the chicken.

Relive Thanksgiving with Chop Chop Chicken by Voila. Sure, it’s not turkey, but all sizable birds look the same after you relieve them of skin and feathers.

Mmm, slice the Velcro-attached wings and legs off this wooden roast using the included wooden knife. Hey, is that a roasting pan or a serving platter? It’s both!

The only thing missing from this feast is the gelatinous juice that condenses in the roasting pan. My wife suggests using agar, a vegetarian Jell-O, because if you’re buying wooden play food, you wouldn’t want sugar, food coloring and other impurities staining that nice wood. Also, real gelatin is extracted from the collagen of animals’ bones. Yechhh!

If your kid has learned the wonders of ketchup, get Voila’s Condiments package. It has wooden salt, pepper, ketchup and mustard containers. The S&P has its own serving tray.

The boutique store owner where we saw these gems told us Voila is a German company. It seemed odd then that the word Voila is French for “See there.” So, of course, it turns out Voila is actually a brand name for Siam Wooden Products Co., Ltd. of Thailand.

Next to Germany, Thailand is emerging as a wooden toy powerhouse with its eco-groovy rubber trees. (The trees are grown to extract liquid latex, but they’re tapped out within 25 years and normally cut down to be replaced, so they get turned into toys, furniture and flooring.  I wonder how long it’ll be before there is a shortage of rubber tree timber.)

Hopefully, by next Christmas Voila will release a Chop Chop Pig edition.

Chop Chop Chicken is rated for 3-year-olds like virtually all play food. Has anyone actually waited until the third birthday before deploying a toy kitchen?